Hola mis queridos amigos, hoy empezaremos con dos historias divertidas. ¡Son chistes! ¡Humor inglés!
AT THE RESTAURANT (1)
Did you know about the man who entered a restaurant that advertised "BREAKFAST ANYTIME"?
So he ordered French toast in the Renaissance!
AT THE RESTAURANT (2)
A youg man and a young woman were having a romantic dinner in a very elegant restaurant. They were smiling at each other and holding hands. At a moment, their waitress noticed that the man disappeared under the table! His partner didn't react at all and she carried on eating calmly.
After a few minutes the waitress began to think that the girl hadn't noticed. So she went over to the table and said: "Excuse me, madam, but I think that your husband just slid under the table." The woman quietly looked up at her and said: "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door!"
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GUESS THE WORDS.
I'll give you the first letter.
1.- Busy, energetic, characterised by physical activity: A_________.
2.- Swedish pop group whose music was the basis of "Mamma Mia": A_______.
3.- Vehicle used for public transport: B_____.
4.- Continent on the West side of the Atlantic Ocean: A_________.
5.- A baby's bed, often mounted on rockers: C________.
6.- Special seat that is used for riding on a horse: S__________.
7.- Adjective meaning the opposite of "closed": O________.
8.- Girls and boys dance it during May Day in England: M_________.
9.- Informal expression , acronym for "Too Much Information": T______.
10.- Expression used at the end of prayers, meaning "so be it": A______.
11.- Place between the beginning and the end: M________.
12.- Westminster A________, the famous London church.
13.- Meat that comes from a calf: V________.
14.- The small space you cannot see in the car's rear view mirrors: B____________.
15.- The boy isn't tired, on the contrary, he is wide: A________.
16.- Muscular organ that pumps blood around the body: H_________.
17.- Name of the 1961 single by Ben E King: S______________.
18.- Verb meaning "consent to", "give permission": A________.
19..- Lively ballroom dance that comes from Brazil: S________.
20.- Don't make so much N______, you'll wake up the baby!
21.- First name of American actress D______ Moore.
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SOME VOCABULARY WORDS
-FRENCH TOAST: tostadas francesas.
-HOLDING HANDS: cogidos de la mano.
-WAITRESS: camarera.
-SLIDE SLOWLY ...CHAIR: deslizarse lentamente por la silla.
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SOLUTIONS TO THE GUESS EXERCISE
1.- ACTIVE.
2.- ABBA
3.- BUS
4.- AMERICA
5.- CRADLE
6.- SADDLE
7.- OPEN
8.- MAYPOLE
9.- TMI
10.-AMEN
11.-MIDDLE
12.-ABBEY
13.- VEAL
14.-BLINDSPOT
15.-AWAKE
16.-HEART
17.-STAND BY ME
18.-ALLOW
19.-SAMBA
20.-NOISE
21.-DEMI
HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!