RESTAURANTS AND LAUGHS / Restaurantes y Risas.

Hi my dear friends, today we'll start with two funny stories!  They are jokes!  English humour! 

Hola mis queridos amigos, hoy empezaremos con dos historias divertidas. ¡Son chistes! ¡Humor inglés!

AT THE RESTAURANT    (1)

Did you know about the man who entered a restaurant that advertised "BREAKFAST ANYTIME"?
So he ordered French toast in the Renaissance!


AT THE RESTAURANT   (2)

A youg man and a young woman were having a romantic dinner in a very elegant restaurant.  They were smiling at each other and holding hands.  At a moment, their waitress noticed that the man disappeared under the table!  His partner didn't react at all and she carried on eating calmly.
After a few minutes the waitress began to think that the girl hadn't noticed.  So she went over to the table and said:  "Excuse me, madam, but I think that your husband just slid under the table."  The woman quietly looked up at her  and said:  "No, he didn't.  He just walked in the door!"

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GUESS THE WORDS.
I'll give you the first letter.

1.- Busy, energetic, characterised by physical activity:  A_________.
2.- Swedish pop group whose music was the basis of "Mamma Mia":  A_______.
3.- Vehicle used for public transport: B_____.
4.- Continent on the West side of the Atlantic Ocean: A_________.
5.- A baby's bed, often mounted on rockers: C________.
6.- Special seat that is used for riding on a horse: S__________.
7.- Adjective meaning the opposite of "closed": O________.
8.- Girls and boys dance it during May Day in England: M_________.
9.- Informal expression , acronym for "Too Much Information": T______.
10.- Expression used at the end of prayers, meaning "so be it": A______.
11.- Place between the beginning and the end: M________.
12.- Westminster A________, the famous London church.
13.- Meat that comes from a calf: V________.
14.- The small space you cannot see in the car's rear view mirrors: B____________.
15.- The boy isn't tired, on the contrary, he is wide: A________.
16.- Muscular organ that pumps blood around the body: H_________.
17.- Name of the 1961 single by Ben E King: S______________.
18.- Verb meaning "consent to", "give permission":  A________.
19..- Lively ballroom dance that comes from Brazil:  S________.
20.- Don't make so much  N______, you'll wake up the baby!
21.- First name of American actress  D______  Moore.

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SOME VOCABULARY WORDS

-FRENCH TOAST:  tostadas francesas.
-HOLDING HANDS:  cogidos de la mano.
-WAITRESS:  camarera.
-SLIDE SLOWLY ...CHAIR:  deslizarse lentamente por la silla.

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SOLUTIONS TO THE GUESS EXERCISE

1.- ACTIVE.                                            
2.- ABBA                                                  
3.- BUS                                                      
4.- AMERICA                                          
5.- CRADLE                                            
6.- SADDLE                                              
7.- OPEN                                                    
8.- MAYPOLE                                          
9.- TMI                                                      
10.-AMEN                                                  
11.-MIDDLE
12.-ABBEY
13.- VEAL
14.-BLINDSPOT
15.-AWAKE
16.-HEART
17.-STAND  BY  ME
18.-ALLOW
19.-SAMBA
20.-NOISE
21.-DEMI


HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!